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NQ: Twitter
Repost from @chrissybeats "...and you know
what they say. Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Once you lick it you suck forever."
NQ: "I used to test diapers with blue liquid." - Sara Young
NQ: "I tried my hardest to
not stereotype, but a room full of 6’10” black guys screams “basketball players” about as loudly as
a room full of 12-year-old Asians screams “spelling bee” (remember – it’s not racist if it’s
a compliment)." -- Mark "The Shark" Titus from his popular ClubTrillion blog.
NQ: This week's sign that the apocalypse is upon us... Pich': "I have half a mind to stay up to 6 (am) to watch it." Dan Young: "Yeah let's do it. I'm in... I've got crops to harvest at 7 anyway." Pich': "Wait a minute... just tell me something... do you get up to harvest your Farmville crops and
then go back to bed?" Dan Young: "Yes, I have."
NQ: Justin
St. Louis: "Hey do you ice skate?" Ed Companion: "No, I like girls." Justin St. Louis: "I'm gonna go kill myself."
NQ: "Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought
they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." - Conan O'Brien during his
farewell speech on the Tonight Show.
NQ: "Did you see her look at you... she was dressing you with her eyes!" --
Jerry "The King" Lawler to Michael Cole during an episode of Monday Raw when Maryse arrived in the ring.
FF - The space
between your eyebrows is called the "glabella." (Courtesy Carl Aube)
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FF - Remember
JoJo the singer/actress? She's returning on the scene with an album in 2010 and a few acting roles hopefully better
than the Robin Williams joint "RV." But even more fun than that is that she was born in Brattleboro, Vermont, and she
turned down the starring role as the lead in Disney's "Hannah Montana"
FF - The NCAA
record for consecutive games with a triple/double is 2, and it's held by 5 men. Two of them are Shaquille O'Neal and
Penny Hardaway. Them you know, but you might also take note of, Vermont Catamount, the late Kevin Roberson who is in
their company!
NQ: In reference to a discussion on the finer points of farting... "I want
to be the first person to split wood with one." - Ed Companion
FF - Rhinos
instinctively stomp out fires. (courtesy of Dan Young)
FF - Ear wax makes many venereal diseases in the vagina burn on
contact. (courtesy of Jim Adams)
FF - "The
Wisconsin Tourism Federation" changed it's name to "The Tourism Federation of Wisconsin" after realizing that their initials
(WTF, which is common short hand for 'What The F') made people really rethink their travel plans. (Fact courtesy of Jeremy
Carpenter's Twitter)
NQ: "Neil wouldn't root for the Vikings if they were playing 'al queda'." -
Dan Young
NQ: "@ Wait, you're on Twitter? What's even more weird is that I was already following you. Mind = blown." -- Justin St.
Louis on Twitter to Ed Companion
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NQ: "I've
been working on my freckling." - Laura Bailey
NQ: Justin St. Louis: (to Ed) "You don't want to put it there, put it
here." Jason
Piche: "I feel like this guy knows what he's talking about." (gestures to Justin) Ed Companion: "What? (gestures to Justin)
He doesn't know anything." Jason
Piche: (To Justin) "You know.. he makes a good point."
FF - Eric
Gordon, currently of the NBA's Los Angeles Clippers, played the young son of Michael Jordan in the film Space Jam. -
Fact Courtesy of Maurice Joesph's Twitter
account
NQ: In a part of his legendary blog, Paul Shirley writes a letter to Haiti:
Dear Haitians – First of all, kudos on developing the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. Your
commitment to human rights, infrastructure, and birth control should be applauded. As we prepare to assist you in this difficult time, a polite request:
If it’s possible, could you not re-build your island home in the image of its predecessor? Could you not resort to the
creation of flimsy shanty and shack-towns? And could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while? Sincerely, The Rest of the World
FF - Amanda Bynes is now 23 and is recommended for all ages 8-88. Scope her
out in Maxim's February issue and remember why you watched "All That" on Nickelodeon or maybe even "What I Like About You,"
on TeenNick.
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